Upon opening the puzzle, we see seven Twitter[a] threads, each involving Emma and another Twitter user. The other Twitter user’s handle is @keyboardlayouts, suggesting that we should consider alternate keyboard layouts. The usernames, along with the profile pictures, clue specific layouts:
Thread | Twitter Username | Keyboard Layout | Explanation |
1 | #12 montreal mayor | Workman | William Workman was the 12th mayor of Montreal. |
2 | portuguese poet | Camoes | Luís Vaz de Camões was a Portugeuse poet whose name inspired the name of the layout. |
3 | i hate liability | Asset | In finance, the opposite of a liability is an asset. |
4 | 2013-2016 ole miss TE | Engram | Evan Engram was a Tight End for Ole Miss from 2013-2016.[b] |
5 | i love music | Dvorak | Antonín Dvořák was a famous composer. |
6 | matrix enjoyer | Neo | Neo is the protagonist of The Matrix. |
7 | shai coleman fan | Colemak | Shai Coleman was the creator of the Colemak keyboard layout. |
Each thread contains a pair of characters and two photos, one given by the other tweeter and one by Emma. Each photo involves something that can be abbreviated to two letters:
Thread | Pair of Characters | 1st Photo | 1st Photo Abbreviation | 2nd Photo | 2nd Photo Abbreviation |
1 | ;J | University of Florida | UF | Maldives | MV (ISO code) |
2 | HS | It (character from movie) | IT | Minecraft | MC |
3 | RH | Indiana | IN | Kavminvodyavia (airline) | KV (IATA code) |
4 | HQ | Tin | SN | East Campus (on MIT) | EC |
5 | DO | IU (Kpop singer) | IU | Recreational Vehicle | RV |
6 | VK | Limewire | LW | Personal Computer | PC |
7 | HR | Nintendo DS | DS | Vice President | VP |
As clued by the tweet threads, looking between the pair of characters in the corresponding keyboard layout gives a string of letters, each of which we note is one letter off from the abbreviation of the first photos.
Thread | Keyboard Layout | Pair of Characters | Letters in between pair of characters using corresponding keyboard layout | 1st Photo Abbreviation |
1 | Workman | ;J | PUF | UF |
2 | Camoes | HS | RIT | IT |
3 | Asset | RH | OIN | IN |
4 | Engram | HQ | TSN | SN |
5 | Dvorak | DO | IUE | IU |
6 | Neo | VK | LCW | LW |
7 | Colemak | HR | DTS | DS |
Taking those letters gives the first answer PROTECT.
The tweet threads also clue us to find the single letter between the characters given by the 2nd photos.
Thread | Keyboard Layout | 2nd Photo Abbreviation | Letter in between pair of characters using corresponding keyboard layout |
1 | Workman | MV | C |
2 | Camoes | MC | A |
3 | Asset | KV | B |
4 | Engram | EC | I |
5 | Dvorak | RV | N |
6 | Neo | PC | E |
7 | Colemak | VP | T |
This gives us the second answer CABINET.
This puzzle is what happens when you see a stupid Twitter shitpost and decide that it must become a puzzle. One of the testsolvers explained it best: "I don't know how to explain this meme, because I don't think it was funny."
[a] I know its X, I refuse to say X.
[b] Long after the puzzle was finalized and a few weeks before the hunt was to happen, Evan Engram got released by the Jacksonville Jaguars and signed with the Denver Broncos. This definitely did not cause any problems whatsoever!