look atyour keyboard

Solution

by Austin Lei

Answers:
CABINETPROTECT

Upon opening the puzzle, we see seven Twitter[a] threads, each involving Emma and another Twitter user. The other Twitter user’s handle is @keyboardlayouts, suggesting that we should consider alternate keyboard layouts. The usernames, along with the profile pictures, clue specific layouts:

ThreadTwitter UsernameKeyboard LayoutExplanation
1#12 montreal mayorWorkmanWilliam Workman was the 12th mayor of Montreal.
2portuguese poetCamoesLuís Vaz de Camões was a Portugeuse poet whose name inspired the name of the layout.
3i hate liabilityAssetIn finance, the opposite of a liability is an asset.
42013-2016 ole miss TEEngramEvan Engram was a Tight End for Ole Miss from 2013-2016.[b]
5i love musicDvorakAntonín Dvořák was a famous composer.
6matrix enjoyerNeoNeo is the protagonist of The Matrix.
7shai coleman fanColemakShai Coleman was the creator of the Colemak keyboard layout.

Each thread contains a pair of characters and two photos, one given by the other tweeter and one by Emma. Each photo involves something that can be abbreviated to two letters:

ThreadPair of Characters1st Photo1st Photo Abbreviation2nd Photo2nd Photo Abbreviation
1;JUniversity of FloridaUFMaldivesMV (ISO code)
2HSIt (character from movie)ITMinecraftMC
3RHIndianaINKavminvodyavia (airline)KV (IATA code)
4HQTinSNEast Campus (on MIT)EC
5DOIU (Kpop singer)IURecreational VehicleRV
6VKLimewireLWPersonal ComputerPC
7HRNintendo DSDSVice PresidentVP

As clued by the tweet threads, looking between the pair of characters in the corresponding keyboard layout gives a string of letters, each of which we note is one letter off from the abbreviation of the first photos.

ThreadKeyboard LayoutPair of CharactersLetters in between pair of characters using corresponding keyboard layout1st Photo Abbreviation
1Workman;JPUFUF
2CamoesHSRITIT
3AssetRHOININ
4EngramHQTSNSN
5DvorakDOIUEIU
6NeoVKLCWLW
7ColemakHRDTSDS

Taking those letters gives the first answer PROTECT.

The tweet threads also clue us to find the single letter between the characters given by the 2nd photos.

ThreadKeyboard Layout2nd Photo AbbreviationLetter in between pair of characters using corresponding keyboard layout
1WorkmanMVC
2CamoesMCA
3AssetKVB
4EngramECI
5DvorakRVN
6NeoPCE
7ColemakVPT

This gives us the second answer CABINET.

Authors' Notes

This puzzle is what happens when you see a stupid Twitter shitpost and decide that it must become a puzzle. One of the testsolvers explained it best: "I don't know how to explain this meme, because I don't think it was funny."

[a] I know its X, I refuse to say X.

[b] Long after the puzzle was finalized and a few weeks before the hunt was to happen, Evan Engram got released by the Jacksonville Jaguars and signed with the Denver Broncos. This definitely did not cause any problems whatsoever!